What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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