- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Loner.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

ass in my face ? no

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

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