Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Muslim athletes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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