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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Nippies

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Anti Joke

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