What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Women.

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Dogs in my home.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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We are lawyers

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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