Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Loner.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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