Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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You are Nerochan right?

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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mc hammers income.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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no

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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