- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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