- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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