- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

matt f stupid because no one likes him

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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