What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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