why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Soccer...

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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