- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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