Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Womens' Rights

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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