- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Well educated black man.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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