- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

She said no

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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