ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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