What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Knock Knock! Come in.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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