Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

I pooped my pants

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

A handicapp walks into a bar

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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