Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Chinese drivers.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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