- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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