No.

A: B: No pun intended.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

obama leadership

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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