A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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