What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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My tractor broke down.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Why did the book disappear?

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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