What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

thumb_up thumb_down -17

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

thumb_up thumb_down -17

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

thumb_up thumb_down -17

IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops