What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Hello Braydon

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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