- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

This sentence is false.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Chinese drivers.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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