- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

I share two rooms with my mother.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

This sentence is false.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Take off your shoes.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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