The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

My tractor broke down.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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