- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

YA MAM, is a very nice person

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

rebecca is a hard worker

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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