Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

your mum

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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