Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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NASCAR

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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A man is driving down a back country road in an old beat up car going 30 mph when he notices a black horse and a white horse keeping pace with him. They keep up with him for a few miles before passing him and turning into a farm on the road. The man is quite impressed with the horses speed and follows them to the farmer and offers the farmer living there the horses in exchange for the car. The farmer says the horses are bad luck but accepts the trade, and the man walks off with the horses. The man then enters the horses in a big horse race and puts a lot of money on them. The horses immediately take the lead and are about to finish the race when the black horse trips and the white horse goes back to pick him up and end up losing. The man is furious and returns the horses to the farmer and gets his car back. The next day another man is driving in a nicer car down the same road going 50 mph when the black horse and the white horse run right past his car. Impressed with the horses speed the man trades his car to the farmer who warns him about the horses. Ignoring the farmer's warning the man enters the horses in a new race. The horses once again take the lead and are close to finishing first and second when the black horse trips and the white horse goes and picks him up again once again losing their lead. The man angrily returns the horses in exchange for his car. The next day a third man drives down the same road in a brand new sports car. While he's testing the limits of the car the horses catch up to him and run with him. Surprised by the speed of the horses the man speeds up in his car but the horses manage to keep up. The horses eventually run past the man and turn into their farm, and the man looks down and realizes that the horses had been running faster than 120 mph. The man goes to the farmer and offers his car in exchange for the horses. The farmer accepts but gives the man the same warning he gave the two men earlier. The new man just like the other two men ignores the warning and enters the horses into a race and bets a lot of money on them. This time the horse take the lead out of the gate but feet from the finish line the white horse trips and falls. The black horse seeing this goes back and helps him up once again losing the race. The man is disgusted and releases the horses into the city in hopes that they'll die out there. The two horses are wander into a bar, and the bartender looks at them and says: "hey you two why the long face?"

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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