What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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