How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Yo mamas so fat.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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