An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Woman's rights.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Snarf Nuggets

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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