- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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