What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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