Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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I never asked for this.

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Patriarchy.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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