- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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