What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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