A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Two english guys meet at work

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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