This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

How old are you? 20

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Yo mamas so fat.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Anti Joke

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