Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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WNBA

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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