Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Badgers are cool

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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