why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Women's rights

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Once upon a cross

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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