What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

all these jokes suck ass

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

lol a man is drowning

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

your mum

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Whats white and sticky fluff

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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