Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Yes.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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