What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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IU football

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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