what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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