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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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No.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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