Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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