What do you call a black priest? Father

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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