- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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