Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Women Driving.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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porn-hub

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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