Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

thumb_up thumb_down -5

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

thumb_up thumb_down -5

poop is very very yummy.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Luke Hardie is G@Y

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops