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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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