Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

colby doesnt shave

I can't see my forehead

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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