What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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