- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

A baby seal walks into a club.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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