- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Why? Whats wrong?

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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