Needless to say,

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Wy did the chicken?

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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What's 9+10? 19

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Is this where I type the joke?

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Anti Joke

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