- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Shut the cork up!

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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