I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

cancer

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

ME NAME IS JEFF

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

donald................duck for president

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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