- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

A cow says moo and explodes.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Whats white and sticky fluff

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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