Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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