Woman's rights

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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