- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I can't see my forehead

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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