Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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