There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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