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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did i write this? I was bored

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

You know what sucks? Yes.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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