Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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women's rights.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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