- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

knock knock ... no one was in

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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