Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Your mom is so fat...

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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