- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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