- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

colby doesnt shave

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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