Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Womens' Rights

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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