What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

An Irishman walks out of a bar

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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