What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Sarah Palin

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neil patrick harris

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Patriarchy.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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