- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Darude- Sandstorm

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What is long and black The unemployment line

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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