1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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hey guys what's up?

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Women.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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I would rape her

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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