Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Two english guys meet at work

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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