Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

This is not an anti joke.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Yo mamas so fat.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

soccor

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Barack Obama

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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