how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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woman's rights

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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