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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Mrs. Welsh

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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