- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

I would rape her

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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