- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

i can't stand cripple jokes

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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