I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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ass in my face ? no

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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GONNA

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Mrs. Welsh

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Anti Joke

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