- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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lol a man is drowning

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Anti Joke

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