What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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