- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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