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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mama's so fat.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Black Friday

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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