What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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colby doesnt shave

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Woman Rights

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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