How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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This sentence is false.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Take off your shoes.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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