What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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