- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Why? Whats wrong?

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Potassium? K.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.