Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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