knock knock who's there?

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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your mum

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Wy did the chicken?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Yeah right loser!

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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People Order Our Patties

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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