- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Badgers are cool

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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