a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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An atheist walks into a church

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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how may i help you

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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