- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Woman's rights

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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