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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Andy Carrol

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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