Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What is a chair?

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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