- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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