What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

What is long and black The unemployment line

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

The BCS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...