- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

You are Nerochan right?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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