Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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fack me in the ace! CC

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Pinus Testicles

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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