- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Your Mom.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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