- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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