What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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