- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

A guy trips a blind man.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Women's rights.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

That's not what she said.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

An Asian fails their maths exam.

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