- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Netflix and chill

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

So, same time tomorrow then?

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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