- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Your existance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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