Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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i have yougurt with tractor

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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