There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Nippies

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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obama

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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